This is Why I'm Racist.,

Missed a post? Honoez., Apparently if I do this daily it'll lose its charm so I may switch it around. Ahurhurhur. :B Saa~

So about yesterday., T'was a rainy dreary day and I woke up feeling soggy and blahhhh but my dad had promised to take me and Katy to Yakiniku so I forced myself to put on my human face and all that good stuff :3 We met up a little after three but by the time we got to there to burnnnn. We went to Autobackkks and looked at all the amazazing car stuffs they had all up in there but eventually while my dad was doing whatever me and Katy were feeling blah restaurant, it had closed and wasn't opening til 5, the dinner rush. So we had like an houh so we found a sitting room where they had these amazing massage chairs so we sat in them for a good 10 minutes, <345678>Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

After Yakiniku the Katy and I came back to the casa for some GUITAR HERO (for the win) for a while then after I dropped her off I went to rent a movie but ended up driving around offbase for like a looooong time.
It was weeeeird.
But what's new? Not much.
The roads around the base are actually kinda pretty at night with all the lights <3Driving near the Machidalalala around midnight

Stayed up laaaate as usual. Pretty bad. Started packing though which is a plus sign I guess. Got some of the stuff I'm gonna need to take back to my friends together. Stillll need to desperately buy stuff. Its pathetic how last minute how I do things sometimes but whatever. Just tests my luck I guess. Anyways, woke up like just in time to get ready to go offbase with the Kenny. Pendejo called me though like right when I was getting ready to drive to his house like 'Hey, I'm in Zama, want me to meet you in Machida or you wanna wait for me in SHA?' so I'm like ughhh, call Nick and tell him he's coming offbase with us and I'll be there to pick you guys up. So another journey began.
From there. Well it was just a lot of me mentally saying 'This is why I'm racist' while two black dudes are rolling and laughing in my car while we talking about Kung Pow and the first time me and Nick met and Family Guy, how Stewie is gayer then bi and all that good stuff. Lol. But omg, ahhh they're so black.

I know I'm gonna remember this, they're the biggest Dragon Ball Z nerds, we walked into the game center and Kenny like zoned into these little figurines you could win in one of those grabber machines and I turn around where theres a machine like *point* why don't you win one of those massive ones? and Nick and Kenny are like mutual screechgasmgaspyellhugrun while they run over and start pouring cash into the machine.
It was hilarious.
For me and every Japanese person in there.
The first attempt Nick makes at winning the massive Trunks figure, he lifts the box and carries it almost completely to the winning drop but it falls from the grabber just like two inches short and he and Kenny flip out all black and whatnot so I'm dying. Then Kenny tried but completely failed so Nick was just like pfft assume the position and pushed him out of the way and tried again but he won that time and got the Trunks figure so they like bumped chests and they like threw me in the middle and they were like YEAH VICTORY YEAH ALDSKFJASLDFASD!!!! And I'm like OKAY. But they still had like three tries on the machine so they started going for the Gogeta figure for Kenny so they're like /FOCUS so I start looking around the center for something I might wanna win and on of the attendant people runs up giving me a prize bag so I kinda point at the two loud black people screeching about victory and DO IT. GET IT. WIN IT. DO IT. In the corner but he kinda pushes the bag on me like too scared to approach himself so I laugh even MOAR.
After NOOOOOTHING I wanna win I give them the bag, Kenny gets his prize, we're happy, and we take sticker pictures : D

WAS HANNENEN?

Ahh. After that we did what brown folk do. Yell at Japanese people in tall tees. It was hilarious, they thought they were getting compliments because Nick was smiling but Nick was really just laughing. Ahhh, MEEEEEEMORIIIIIIIIES.
Aaaand. I got me some new shoes.
Lets get sum shuez.
:B

HiTop white and gold adidas : D

The whole ride home we blasted my Flo Rida CD and Kenny and Nick were putting together their DBZ figures in the car like 'This is my new child.'and then when we'd be going slow they'd be holding the Trunks and the Gogeta out of the car on the hood of my car so Japanese people would walk by like starestarestare and they'd just be like That'sright. Lookatthem. They'reamazing. Then while I'm driving, since I didn't have a DBZ figure and I had nothing, other than a Lucariou bobblehead, and that only worked for so long, I was holding my shoe out the window and on the hood of my car for a while so we were cool kids. :B
So that all sounds pretty weird but it happened. It was a trip.
And Nick's mom had his ID so he couldn't get onbase so like five minutes before we hit the gate he contorted himself in the very back of my car and we threw our shopping bags, my tote, and Kenny's backpack on him and we smuggled his immigrant ass through the gate.

Sneaky sneaky.

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Nick: Raven, Can I borrow a hundred yen?
Raven: Sure
Nick: Y'know I should call you my Suga Mama.
Kenny: We should call her our Bean Burrito.
Nick&&Kenny:Bean Burrito Mama!!<3456>