Crevices

Bringing Japan to Texas?

2008-08-10T14:16:00.000-07:00

Its the 10th.,

Dundundun.,
So anyone who was actually in the know of my plans coming to Texas and inbetween Japan and all that garbage and all that fajlskdfjals would realize, hey, shouldn't you be in Japan right now?

But I'm not.
Because honestly the thought of going back and facing my dad was like, gross. So I decided to basically extend my 'vacation' by another month or two.
And when I do go back, I'm most likely going to be there for only a month, maybe a month and a half, for some sticker pictures, shoe shopping, to pack up my room, then to move back here.

Seeing as I've already been applying for jobs, I see it as a few thrusting steps forward.
Similar to doing the cha~cha.

But anyways, I guess I'm done with Japan?

Its not exceedingly sad though. ):
Because there are so many people I already know here from before and there are people from Japan that already live here and that are supposed to be moving here. Marianna and Nick already live here : D Nick actually lives in my house. We call him NT. What's that stand for? Precious.

Jon Toliver and Tim Newson are supposed to be moving here within the month. The Big Kahuna of Japan and the Pete Wentz look alike. So that'll be trippy.
And then with the latest news from our calls to Japan, talked to Kenny the other day, Mi Hermano (: and he's currently stuck in Japan but he might make an attempt to make his way over here instead of sitting stationary with the childrens in Japan. : D

Which would be amazing.

So even though we'll be out of Japan, we'll have our stories.

And I just read some of Kimiko's last post and it mentioned her coming to Texas, much to her disdain, but it'd still be interesting. :]

Watch Out For That-

2008-07-31T22:50:00.000-07:00

Just thinking of maybe reliving it in my mind makes me nauseous. ):
Even though it wasn't like a mega bad accident or whatever it was pretty gay and it pretty much topped off like two stressful days so blah.

Got in a car accident like an hour ago and it made me sad.

Yeah, tried to switch lanes and turn or whatever but I didn't see the dude coming up next to me, neither did Nick- who was in the car with me and who looked too, and we were like alkdfjaslkdfjas SMACK.

Basically though, the other dude's car was only slightly damaged, like the front driver's side. Totally drivable and whatnot, just like the light fucked up. But the way he hit me and the way I had been turning he totally killed my passenger door )))):

He smashed that shit. Like we couldn't even close the passenger door and I had to drive my ass home with the lights on because I couldn't kill the fuse on my own and whatnots. Pretty lame and WHATNOT.

Nick and I were sad though.

The blame was put on me though, but the insurance should take care of it. Sighhh, its just gonna be another one of those things that's gonna be brought up when we discuss whether or not I stay here in Texas or go back and stay in Japanland.

Pretty faggy day though, me and Nick were both just kinda pacing and waiting til it was over so we could come home and sit in the dark.

House of Wax

2008-07-28T09:59:00.000-07:00

Or a building of it,

Or a building filled with sculptures of it,

Anyways anyways anyways, my cousins came down to visit I think it was like last week, sometime like right after my internet exploded and the day after they got here we went to six flags where I won some hats and the next day we went to Ripley's Believe it or Not, which is like connected to Guinness Book of World Records Museum and the Wax Museum over here and its like a massive tourist area but its not like mega crowded, and I got moar hats.

But yeah. I think the only pictures I really took were with my husband, Batman, my other husband, Johnny Depp, and like. . . Oprah asked me to come onto her show to see what it was like to be married to a man who dresses like an armoured bat and another who dresses like a pirate. Oprah's stage was the only lit area and my camera was being all fail >:{

An Uproar

2008-07-28T09:13:00.000-07:00

Of two comments.,
Doubling the normal average of one comment per post has upset my entire blog after my arrest announcement but I still really don't know whats up with that.

Gotta just wait for court but I'll just say, misdemeanor, the maximum annoyance that can come out of it would be six months probation and I think a $2000 fine? Which is the bottom lining of my bank account : P So if anyone's really that curious then google that betch.

It'll be like who killed General Mustard in the Billiard room with the Candlestick Holder and whatnot.
And onto other posteses : D

FknBTWTHO Handcuffs hurt like a BITCH D<

HOPE YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON ME :'D

2008-07-25T15:14:00.000-07:00

My internets was dead, and I has better things to do with mah friends when I'm at their houses then to be all can I uses ur compooturz?? lololololz.

No dis on Japland friends who's computers I've used.
Megan.

Lawwwwwl o copter.

But yeah, I've just been lazy, and I really have a lot of stuff to post about and a ton of pictures to load and all that good stuff but my mom's making me go get a pedicure with her in a few and I just got in ther internets on so the main point if anyones gonna see this,

I might not be back in time to say by Meggu ):

Because I got arresteded onbase last week for some garbage, not even my fault this time, which makes it double garbage, but since I'm taking the fall for someone it might be better for me to just like stick around until the court date or smoething. I dunno. I might. Then go back to Japan and then like come back and like here. I might not even go back to Japan at all. Oh wells ):

Decisions laters?

THAT was a LONG Flight.

2008-07-06T20:02:00.000-07:00

I don't even really know where to start this.

It's only been a few days since my last post but theres been a lot of stuff thats gone down.

So we'll start with that LONG falsfalksdfjas TRIP. D:

The bus ride to Narita Air Port was going like mega quick because we got to that rest stop place like earlier then usual and everyone scattered all fast for the bathrooms and to find fudz. I got my lunch out of a vending machine.

*Nomnom* Chicken&&FriedPotaters *nomnoM*

Anyways. Six hours later I'm on a plane mentally saying bye bye Japan :3
Twelve hour flight turned into fourteen for some reason!? but that was okay because the dude next to me was pretty interesting for the most part.
Decent looking at funny. lawl : D
Haa, as opposed to rich kids who 'Backpack across Europe' he was more of a middle class kid who finished high school, took a gap year from college to save monies to travel, started college, and used his freshman summer to travel Asia.
Did this trippy thing though where he made himself look like the Virgin Mary or something when he napped on the plane lol. Took the tiny plane blanket and just kinda pulled it over his head like hood style, but as I said, looked more like the Virgin Mary.

14 Hours later I'm across the States for some reason in DC waiting for my flight to San Antonio and sippin on some Starbucks
Si-Sip-Sip-Si-Sip-Si-Sippin`.

Another three hours later I'm in Texasss : D My momma meets me at the airport and we both find out the airlines thought it would be fun if they just left my luggage at the last airport or something so I went home with my carry ons and no clothes to change into ):

But yaaaay for clothes I've left behind in the closet here and stuff my mom had bought but never mailed.

Landed in San Antonio at 8:45pm and it was still Sunny outside, which tripped me out because I don't remember it being sunny that late but whatevers. Got home, activated my cell phone, and started texting people who were all Omg Ur hre!.,
Lawl.

Next day Alana and Oscar come over and pick me up when my luggage should be getting dropped off but after the airline admits they have no clue where it is so I'm like ughh, lets go shopping. We meet up with the Riker and Marguerite at the mall for a lil while before driving to Northstar Mall to build a bear lol. Alana had to go to work though so they all decided they were coming to spend the night after she got off so she was gonna pick them all up afterrr.

Oscar, Eddie, Riker, and Alana showed up at like 1:30am and we just chilled and talked about Japan while I distributed presents and caught up and did whatever for like four hours. We stayed up like. . . really really really x_x really late. Lawl.

Riker brought over his 360 and Rock Band in this massive duffel bag plus all of his stuff to stay over the next couple days so he was talking about how weird it was walking out of his house at like 1am with his neighbors outside staying at him like he was moving out or running away.

Don't judge me by how tired I look. -Oscar,Me,Riker,Eddie,Alana.,-

We did like nothing the next day except play Rock Band and eat and talk and play Rock Band and eat and hang out, Alana and Eddie were at work so it was just like me and Riker and Oscar, AKA THE COOL KIDS.

Lawlawlawl.

Alana got back and we were like Hay, lets go to Walmart, but first we got Marguerite, who I'm not sure anybody really likes, she was just going to the concert in the morning so it was like pshh, lets just get her now and save time in the morning so we can leave a little later.

Got me some make ups since the airport jacked most of mines that I didn't have hidden well ): Thar goes like $20. But chyea, covered now.

Ughghghghgh.

Rock Band all night again. Even though we should've passed out early for the concert since we were supposed to leave early. Gates opened at like 1030.

We pretty much made it though :) Lines moved all mega fast and the frisking was barely worth it. I easily could've hidden a gun up my bum and nobody would've noticed. Pfft.

So now I just have a buttload of pictures of Vans Warped Tour 2008 and our Denny's nomnom fest afterwards.

The Rikerr., Me&&Alanalala

Story of the Year ♥

Mutual: Aww Hell Naww. Wtf is that betch lookin at?

No-oh way, no, how. I have a girlfriend, now. : D

I called her on the phone and she touched herself, she touched herself~

SAY ANYTHING ♥ ♥ ♥
It started like POURING right when Say Anything came out to perform, it was ridiculous but I didn't care, I was not going anywheres. I pulled out my camera in fact. :B

So after their set we were all lurklurklurking around and then I saw like dhennnng, people's booths were falling over because it got like mega windy too. xD;

Collapsed Sunglasses, Bandana, and Tshirt booth U: lawlawlawl
It got sunny like five minutes later.

THEN PARAMORE CAME ON : D

I DON'T REMEMBER A WHOLE LOT AFTER THAT!?
Just like sitting around waiting for Katy Perry and Forever the Sickest Kids

THEN THEY CAME ON : D

Lawlawlawl.

She Kissed a Girl and She Liked it., :)

TRAVIS MCCOY ♥ is in the background ♥ (:

Riker and Marguerite crowd surfing like blurry little monsters lol
Forever the Sickest Kids

They're from Texas. And they're amazing.

And then it was night time. So we went to Denny's for some Nomnoms. And Looked Dead during the Drive ):

Poor burned crackas. >8D~

*CHOMPCHOMP*

&Then I guess I died.
:B

This is Why I'm Racist.,

2008-06-30T05:13:00.000-07:00

Missed a post? Honoez., Apparently if I do this daily it'll lose its charm so I may switch it around. Ahurhurhur. :B Saa~

So about yesterday., T'was a rainy dreary day and I woke up feeling soggy and blahhhh but my dad had promised to take me and Katy to Yakiniku so I forced myself to put on my human face and all that good stuff :3 We met up a little after three but by the time we got to there to burnnnn. We went to Autobackkks and looked at all the amazazing car stuffs they had all up in there but eventually while my dad was doing whatever me and Katy were feeling blah restaurant, it had closed and wasn't opening til 5, the dinner rush. So we had like an houh so we found a sitting room where they had these amazing massage chairs so we sat in them for a good 10 minutes, <345678>Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

After Yakiniku the Katy and I came back to the casa for some GUITAR HERO (for the win) for a while then after I dropped her off I went to rent a movie but ended up driving around offbase for like a looooong time.
It was weeeeird.
But what's new? Not much.
The roads around the base are actually kinda pretty at night with all the lights <3Driving near the Machidalalala around midnight

Stayed up laaaate as usual. Pretty bad. Started packing though which is a plus sign I guess. Got some of the stuff I'm gonna need to take back to my friends together. Stillll need to desperately buy stuff. Its pathetic how last minute how I do things sometimes but whatever. Just tests my luck I guess. Anyways, woke up like just in time to get ready to go offbase with the Kenny. Pendejo called me though like right when I was getting ready to drive to his house like 'Hey, I'm in Zama, want me to meet you in Machida or you wanna wait for me in SHA?' so I'm like ughhh, call Nick and tell him he's coming offbase with us and I'll be there to pick you guys up. So another journey began.
From there. Well it was just a lot of me mentally saying 'This is why I'm racist' while two black dudes are rolling and laughing in my car while we talking about Kung Pow and the first time me and Nick met and Family Guy, how Stewie is gayer then bi and all that good stuff. Lol. But omg, ahhh they're so black.

I know I'm gonna remember this, they're the biggest Dragon Ball Z nerds, we walked into the game center and Kenny like zoned into these little figurines you could win in one of those grabber machines and I turn around where theres a machine like *point* why don't you win one of those massive ones? and Nick and Kenny are like mutual screechgasmgaspyellhugrun while they run over and start pouring cash into the machine.
It was hilarious.
For me and every Japanese person in there.
The first attempt Nick makes at winning the massive Trunks figure, he lifts the box and carries it almost completely to the winning drop but it falls from the grabber just like two inches short and he and Kenny flip out all black and whatnot so I'm dying. Then Kenny tried but completely failed so Nick was just like pfft assume the position and pushed him out of the way and tried again but he won that time and got the Trunks figure so they like bumped chests and they like threw me in the middle and they were like YEAH VICTORY YEAH ALDSKFJASLDFASD!!!! And I'm like OKAY. But they still had like three tries on the machine so they started going for the Gogeta figure for Kenny so they're like /FOCUS so I start looking around the center for something I might wanna win and on of the attendant people runs up giving me a prize bag so I kinda point at the two loud black people screeching about victory and DO IT. GET IT. WIN IT. DO IT. In the corner but he kinda pushes the bag on me like too scared to approach himself so I laugh even MOAR.
After NOOOOOTHING I wanna win I give them the bag, Kenny gets his prize, we're happy, and we take sticker pictures : D

WAS HANNENEN?

Ahh. After that we did what brown folk do. Yell at Japanese people in tall tees. It was hilarious, they thought they were getting compliments because Nick was smiling but Nick was really just laughing. Ahhh, MEEEEEEMORIIIIIIIIES.
Aaaand. I got me some new shoes.
Lets get sum shuez.
:B

HiTop white and gold adidas : D

The whole ride home we blasted my Flo Rida CD and Kenny and Nick were putting together their DBZ figures in the car like 'This is my new child.'and then when we'd be going slow they'd be holding the Trunks and the Gogeta out of the car on the hood of my car so Japanese people would walk by like starestarestare and they'd just be like That'sright. Lookatthem. They'reamazing. Then while I'm driving, since I didn't have a DBZ figure and I had nothing, other than a Lucariou bobblehead, and that only worked for so long, I was holding my shoe out the window and on the hood of my car for a while so we were cool kids. :B
So that all sounds pretty weird but it happened. It was a trip.
And Nick's mom had his ID so he couldn't get onbase so like five minutes before we hit the gate he contorted himself in the very back of my car and we threw our shopping bags, my tote, and Kenny's backpack on him and we smuggled his immigrant ass through the gate.

Sneaky sneaky.

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Nick: Raven, Can I borrow a hundred yen?
Raven: Sure
Nick: Y'know I should call you my Suga Mama.
Kenny: We should call her our Bean Burrito.
Nick&&Kenny:Bean Burrito Mama!!<3456>

I Got Smart Today.,

2008-06-28T05:56:00.000-07:00

Today was pretty randomly epic., in so many weird ways.
Didn't end up with nearly as many sticker pictures as I thought I would but theres still hope for tomorrow~
And of course Mondaa~ay : D Offbase with the Kennymeister., Mi Hermano :3
Pretty happy about all that.
Plus today all that random shopping actually made it so I found more gifts to take back to Texas so I could cross some people off my list.
Riker's gonna be so happy about the Spiderman memorabilia I finally managed to find him!!! : D
lawlawlawl.

But moving on, not as many pictures as expected, but I did get a lot of presents off my list. Plus I had some nomnomnom cheese bread. <345>:
But driving around is so fun.
So we went to Atsugi a little early and shopped around the NEX.,
I buyed myself POKEMON RANGER for DS so I have something to do on the plane and two mega bright blue and mega comfy shirts to wear on the plane and in Texas since I'll be packing only a few clothes and buying tons and tons there

Ahh the hypedness again.
:D
But yeah, bought stuff for the plane then went and hoarded a bunch of snackies and McDonalds to sneak into the theater then we got there like twenty minutes early where for some reason we began discussing the National Geographic and then we were like. . . dancing during the Star Spangled Banner.,
You may call us Nazis.,
Terrorists.,
It just Anti-Americans.,
But it shure wuz fun : D lawlawlawl.

Oh yeah, and driving the whole day, we playing *NSYNC., No Strings Attatched. Throwback CD :3

Gooooodtimes~
Pictures to come. . eventually?

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"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
'Only if you were thinking holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, that swordfish almost killed me.'
-- Cheif&Maxwell., Get Smart

Nail Polish on My Keyboard >:

2008-06-27T09:10:00.000-07:00

Today was a day of official planning for my trip to Texas.
And by official planning I mean I ran a lot of stuff through my head then started hyperventilating over how NOTready I am.
I'm leaving waaay too early and I'm getting back too late so I'm gonna miss a lot of people when they leave >: Sad day. Ughh, anyways, I'M NOT HERE FOR SAD BLOGGAGE.

So today was interesting. I didn't exactly do a whole lot but there were a few strange occurrences. Actually from last night I learned it was Phillip who was the Chuck Norris poster in my Cbox that led to some more celebrities postings. A couple of them were Nadine but nobody else was online so its like who was Ghandi and Cher?
Saa~ Life's Mysteries.

Noted in yesterday's quick post was that I pierced my ears again. So this morning I'm all lalala graphic showerscenes and I take out my earrings to wash the holes but like by the time I get out the shower and dry out my hair one of the holes closed half way so I had to punch to the earring back through which didn't hurt it was just a weird sensation.

For about an hour I kinda sat on the couch staring at the messy messy messy end table cleaning it before I realized I hadn't really cleaned it at all, I'd just been visualizing what it would look like if it were clean. So then I spent like 10 minutes actually tidying it up since its all my random colorful crap that I've been buying anyways.

Dad came home and was all HAAAAY LETS GO TO DINNER AT THIS YAKITORI PLACE so I was like kaay. He'd been wanting to go there for a while, he was there a couple weeks ago with students. It was actually pretty cool, the guy who owns and runs it is real into the whole Rockabilly scene and he cooks and talks to customers. Lol dad ordered a beer and the owner guy's behind the counter all crazy thrusting like 'HAIII DRINKUUU ONIGAISHIMASUUUU~' It was kinda hardgay'esque.

Lawlawlawl my dad went drinking with friends after that and when I drove home there like ALWAYS this black guy on his porch next door. But I only see him at night and its like BARELY seeing him since he doesn't like do the normal thing and put a porch light on so I basically see like an outline of him on his stupid chair and he's not like smoking or else I'd see like that orange spark thing and he's not like on the phone or anything. He just sits there and I'm like yo kunta. Wtf? So I always feel all awkward walking to my house since the yards all massive and a good 60 feet from where we park our cars. Slooooow walk. Key fidget?

Aaaand now its back to planning for the week? I still need to do a lot of stuff, get a lot of things. Its crazy, especially with my mom's last minute demands and its like yo, I don't have that much damn space in my suitcase. Shiet.
But yeah. Tomorrow, Sagami Ono and the movies., Sunday Yakiniku and fireworks byyyy the lake? Still in progress. Monday, offbase with the Kenny and whoever. Tuesday, I'll prolly be trying to kidnap the Aisha and/or the Katy trying to run around and gather all my last minute shits.

SIGHHHHHH

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"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."
--Dumb and Dumber

While I'm here.,

2008-06-26T08:28:00.000-07:00

I'm tired
So today.,
Went to bed later than late, after six am, then woke up around ten am,
basically lurked around the house all day and did laundry then after texting Aisha for a while met up with her to go get some ear piercing supplies then came back to my casa.
After hanging out for a while we finally worked up the balls to start decide yeah, we're gonna do this, so I drew some dots on Aisha's ears then turned some distracting music on loud and pierced her ears all fast.

Then while she was all chatchat with the ever hateful Nadine who was sad that there was no blood on Aisha's behalf, it took me a full Pitbull song just to pierce my right ear. Then once that was done I was like pfft, oh, thats it? Pshhh and the other was done all fast.

Soooo we sat around and planned what's going to be our trip to Ebina on Saturday and then we're going to see Get Smart, which hopefull will be amazing~

:D

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"If children get less then eight hours of sleep their boy glands emit a pleasant berry scent that attract pedophiles."
'Hey there champ, get enough sleep last night?'
--American Dad

Fantasy Fros.,

2008-06-25T10:16:00.000-07:00

Weirdly theres not a whole lot to report on today.,
Arghhh., I didn't fall asleep until 4:20something in the morning- I know this because by the time I crawled up the stairs I looked out the window and the sun was coming up- its like that in Japan. Ridiculous.
Crashed out and nuzzled a pillow til about 10am before stomping around the house and looking for something to do. There was nothing, blaaah, so I sat on messenger for like an hour but nobody was really on.
Later later Katy came over so we ate some Fritos and Ranch nomnom<33 and actually rewatched and finished Fools Gold which was waaaay better then I thought it'd be so that was one of those yay moments :3 After the movie and after sitting around staring for a few minutes like whaddaya wanna do? iono whaddaya wanna do? Katy and I had a hanker'n for a GAME CENTERRR. So off on our journey we go to Jusco but about half way there I'm like hey, lets go to Machida and Katys like pfft whatever, here for the riiide. So after ten minutes of random street circling for parking we find some and then walk from arcade to arcade gazing at the wonders each UFO Catcher holds. Mostly Gloomy dolls and Stitchs : D Then before we're about to leave I'm like yo Katy, we's gawn take pictuuuures so I pick one of my favorite booths and of course our poses come out like shit because we're running back and forth across the booth like 'What are we doing for this one!?' so the pictures came out like crap but the beauty of the booth I chose is that the editing tools make everything colorful and glittery and fun so yaaaay. Katy didn't know that yet :B so when we're choosing which pictures to keep she's kinda like 'meh, you can keep the whole page cuz I don't really care for them' but then I'm like pfft just wait til we actually decorate and then of course she loved them~ (By the way, that's actually what that racist hippie Indian picture is off to the right~) Ughhhhh I look so tired xD lawlawlawl After running off from Machida we went to Zama and had some nomnoms, Mongolian BBQ <: Bill was like mega cheap but then Katy like mind raped me into getting cheesecake, it was crazy She was all I'll have cake and I was like wait they gots cheesecake? Chompchompchomp. Scrumptious flashback lol. Dreaming of cheesecake at 3am now D: Ughhh, this is why I need to make a mental note to type my blogs earlier. ~America's got Talent is an amazing show<345
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"Honey I've got shoes older then you but I'd still like to try you on ;D.,"
---Sharon Osbourne., America's got Talent

I'm Leaving for San Antonio on the Second

2008-06-24T07:20:00.000-07:00

Yes yes., its officially official.
I board a plane for San Antonio on July 2nd by way of Narita Air Port at 4pm.
I'll be in San Antonio on July 2nd at 3:20pm.,
No, thats no typo. Its that whole day ahead aspect of living in Japan :B

And bad news for Japan, I'll be staying in Texas til the 6th of August D: So I'll be saying goodbye early to a lot of you guys ):
So that leaves me with a whole six days to do stuff all rush rush U:

And people of Texas, what do you want me to bring you? Shiet. Hurry up and decide.

But atleast today was pretty fun :3
Crashed out around 4am., woke up about 2pm and dyed my hair then drove around, called Katy but ho wouldn't answer her phone.,
she FINALLY called me back a good hourish later and we decided to drive around and explore before coming back to my casa to chill as per the usual and sit around talking for a couple hours about days in high school, people we used to talk to and people we still talk to and then she was all 'Hey, I know this site you should join,' and here I am.
And here she is too watching Fools Gold.
But I think its about time to drive her home so I'mma go U:

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"Hey look! Her hat- she is a Frisbee!"
--Random Boat Jockey in Fools Gold